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SOLO: Swelling.
It looks like some sort of insect sting.

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Open Channel D, overseas relay. Priority.

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Please scramble.

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- Mr. Kuryakin?
ILLYA:Yes, sir.

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Well, let me have your security report,
please.

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There's been an assault
on U.N.C.L.E. Headquarters, Geneva.

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All personnel dead.

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How did they penetrate security?

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Well, until our research people get here,
all we can do is make an educated guess.

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But there seems to have been
some sort of insect attack...

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...probably through the heating vents.

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I see.

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Well, what do you suggest?

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A Section One Headquarters alert
to direct all of our offices to stand by.

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And change over
to emergency ventilating systems.

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- I see. Anything else?
- Not for the moment.

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Then in that case,
proceed on to New York for debriefing.

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I'll have Dietrich take over there.

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Honey.

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[BEES BUZZING]

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ILLYA: Bees.
- Close the window.

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ILLYA: They're smashing themselves
against the window.

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There's a lake up ahead.

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A most remarkable escape, I must say.

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No unpleasant aftereffects, I trust?

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Well, nothing...

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...except the crease in my trousers
hasn't quite been the same.

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Then we can proceed.

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This is a blowup of one of the bees...

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...our research people found
in the office at Geneva.

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It's a new breed of bee, so minute...

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...that it can penetrate even the very finest
of small wire-mesh screening.

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A follow-up reports that each man
received over 100 minute bee stings.

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- Actually, one would have been sufficient.
- Killer bees.

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The problem doesn't end there, though,
I'm afraid.

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The punctures were so tiny
that they were invisible to the naked eye...

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...indicating that the bees themselves
were practically invisible.

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It would seem that Thrush has developed
another weapon of ultimate terror.

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Mm.

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Well, for what small comfort
it may be to us...

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...the bees die
when they lose their stinger.

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Which brings us to Ellias Swan...

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...one of
the world's most renowned entomologists...

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...and equally renowned
compulsive gambler.

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He published an article not long ago...

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...advancing the theory
of breeding a new super-bee.

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- Did you read it?
WAVERLY: Quite right, Mr. Kuryakin.

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And while we're not at all certain...

49
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...that Dr. Swan is responsible
for what happened at Geneva...

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...we mustn't close our eyes to the fact
that this gambling propensity of his...

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...makes him particularly vulnerable
to Thrush.

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We have reason to believe
that Dr. Swan is in New York now.

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There's a list of his haunts.

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It's vital that we know,
one way or another...

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...whether he has any link with Thrush.

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Mr. Kuryakin,
the honey that was spread on your car...

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...it seems, is of a special kind.

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Cumberly honey.
You may wish to go into that.

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I thought bees made their own honey
and then fed on it.

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Well, our research people report...

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...that these tiny insects are incapable
of producing enough to feed themselves...

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...so Cumberly honey has been introduced
as a special food.

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Well, gentlemen...

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...looks to me as though
you've got your work cut out for you.

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Mr. Solo, on your way out...

66
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...see what Del Floria can do
with that crease in your trousers, will you?

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[CLINKS]

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[BEES BUZZING]

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[DOORKNOB CLICKS]

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Good.

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My dear Dr. Swan,
aren't you afraid of getting stung?

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Over the years...

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...my system has worked up an immunity
against the bees' venom.

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Unfortunately,
it's unable to ward off a common headache.

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That hardly surprises me.

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What surprises me
is the wonderful working conditions...

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...you have provided me with.

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And the money.

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- Dear me, such cynicism.
- Speaking of money....

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Oh, yes, yes, yes. I had forgotten.
Ten thousand, I think.

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That brings us up to 150,000,
my dear doctor.

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More or less, yes.

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My dear Swan...

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...I wish you could refrain
from visiting that private club of yours.

85
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You really can't win, you know.

86
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Well, we all have our needs, even you.

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It's simply a question of waiting
until the percentages turn in my favor.

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I sincerely hope so, Ellias.
Nothing would give me greater pleasure.

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- I'll have someone bring you an aspirin.
- Oh, uh....

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Funnily enough, my headache
seems entirely to have disappeared.

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Amazing,
the therapeutic effect of $10,000.

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I shall recommend it to all my friends.

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Oh, uh, see that the good doctor
is not disturbed.

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[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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You can make me a tiger's milk and gin.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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- Hello?
- Hello. Put Maples on.

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00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,728
Right away, sir.

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- Vince.
- Yeah?

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00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:10,265
- Phone.
- Right away.

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- Hello.
- Ah, Maples.

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Maples, I have just had a little chat
with Dr. Swan.

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Ten thousand dollars' worth.

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So it wouldn't surprise me
if he were to pay you a little visit.

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We'll be waiting for him.

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00:12:05,291 --> 00:12:07,055
May I help you, please?

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00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:09,987
I'm in no hurry.

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SANDOR:
Thank you.

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One dozen jars of Cumberly honey,
ready and wrapped.

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Will there be something else, Mr. Mozart?

111
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You know, my dear,
the offer is still open.

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- You are very kind, but I am happy here.
- Really?

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I wish you'd think it over.

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Not only would you make more money
at my dance studio...

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...but you--
You would have a chance to blossom.

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Do reconsider my little proposal.

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And now may I help you, please?

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Was that the last of the Cumberly honey?

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00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,519
Yes, but there will be another shipment
tomorrow.

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There are only four health-food stores
in town...

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...that carry that particular brand.

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Mr. Mozart
seems to have cornered the market.

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I beg your pardon?

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Illya Kuryakin.

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Tavia Sandor.

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- I'm with the U.N.C.L.E.
- I'm Hungarian.

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I have a strong feeling...

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...that you should
reconsider Mr. Mozart's offer of a job...

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...as dancing instructress.

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MAN 1: Twenty-six.
MAN 2: No more bets, ladies and gentlemen.

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Seventeen. Odd. Black.

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Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

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00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,351
MAN 3: Number two.
MAN 4: Number two, yes.

134
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:20,254
MAN 2:
No more bets, ladies and gentlemen.

135
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,993
MAN 5:
Sixteen the winner, red and even.

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00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:34,764
- You have a system.
- Theory of probability.

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00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:37,604
MAN 2:
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

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00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,541
What's your system?

139
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Oh, clean living and a pure heart.

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00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,644
I'll have to try it sometime.

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00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,880
Say, would you be a good guy
and hold my spot while I cash a check?

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- Sure.
MAN 2: Thirty-three.

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Odd. Black.

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00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:02,060
Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.

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00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,234
The man on the left of Swan
is an U.N.C.L.E. agent.

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Dispose of him before he makes contact.

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00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,511
Here?

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00:15:11,677 --> 00:15:13,578
Why not?

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MAN 2:
Thirty.

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[BUZZES]

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MAPLES:
The man on the left of Swan.

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I don't mean to pry, Dr. Swan...

153
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...but you do know
that you're being systematically cheated...

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...don't you?

155
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,365
How did you know my name?

156
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:36,060
Perhaps we could continue this discussion
where there are less distractions.

157
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,466
Do you think that would be possible?

158
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,834
- Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
- Thank you.

159
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,309
- They're compliments of the house.
- No, no, no, I wouldn't think of it.

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00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:50,712
Boy, when you're winning,
everything is on the house.

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- Hey, do you mind?
- No, go ahead.

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00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,163
Everything on 23.

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00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,495
Take my advice, pal,
quit while you're ahead.

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MAN 5:
The winner, 23, red.

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One too many, I guess.
Some people don't know when to quit.

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- Give me a hand, will you?
MAN 2: No more bets.

167
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:37,120
Perhaps we should have that little chat.

168
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,265
Excuse me.

169
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,300
If you'll just
step to the rear of the casino.

170
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,374
Serves me right for overtipping.

171
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I just hope my husband
doesn't ask me for my paycheck.

172
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,475
Well, this would seem to be
my lucky night.

173
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Let me escort you both home, all right?
Go right ahead.

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- While I'm asleep, I'd say.
SOLO: Now, I know you don't know me.

175
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:08,819
But I've planned the most fantastic evening
you have ever had.

176
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Let me show you
some of our instructresses.

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00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:21,936
It's a interesting concept,
a lifetime course in dancing...

178
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:23,804
...but I'm still not sure.

179
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:27,276
Well, you'd be surprised
at how many doors dancing can open.

180
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,608
Well, that's what I'm counting on.

181
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:33,446
We do have
some very pretty instructresses.

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- So I see.
- Allow me to make a suggestion.

183
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,153
Why don't you take a trial course,
and if you don't like it, well--?

184
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Do I have choice of instructress?

185
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,800
Well, it's a little unorthodox...

186
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...but I think we can make an exception.

187
00:17:56,609 --> 00:18:00,637
Oh, Tavia, dear.
Tavia, come here for a moment.

188
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:05,652
You seem to have made a conquest
with Mister...?

189
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- Kuryakin.
- Use the private room.

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[MUSIC PLAYING]

191
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Now--

192
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:24,497
[MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY]

193
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:30,577
Would you mind telling me now, please?
What am I doing here?

194
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,645
Well, Plan A
was that you were to come inside...

195
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...establish yourself, and look around.

196
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:40,284
Then you were to report to me
on what you found out about Mr. Mozart...

197
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,217
...and his honey collection.

198
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,720
So, what have you found out?

199
00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,825
Nothing, I have been dancing all morning.

200
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,529
Shut it off.

201
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:59,668
Foreigners, that's the trouble.
You give them jobs, then they turn on you.

202
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:03,799
They won't let me look around.
Everyone tells me to stay in the studio.

203
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,413
- So, what do we do now?
- Plan B.

204
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:13,349
That's where I look around
and you get out of here as fast as possible.

205
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:18,989
Course, I should like to thank you
for your help.

206
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,684
You mean that's all?

207
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:25,826
Well, my supervisor will send you a letter
of commendation suitable for framing.

208
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:31,198
You won't be able to show it to anyone,
because all our correspondence is classified.

209
00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,742
[MUSIC STOPS]

210
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,505
WOMAN:
Oh, Tavia.

211
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,946
Mr. Mozart would like to see you
in his office.

212
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:05,003
- I hope you don't mind my pinch-hitting.
- Not at all.

213
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,309
I must say, you're a very apt student.

214
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:15,607
You're just making the best of a bad job.

215
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:21,445
No, I mean it. You're really quite good.

216
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,783
[SPEAKERS CRACKLING]

217
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,891
Uh-oh.

218
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:33,864
It's the cartridge.

219
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:41,763
I'm afraid I'm just helpless
when it comes to anything mechanical.

220
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,489
Here's the new cartridge.

221
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:09,858
My dear Ellias...

222
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,595
...you really ought to see someone
about your fantasies.

223
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,071
Why should Thrush
try to cheat you at roulette?

224
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,732
Why did your man kidnap me?

225
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,368
Maples didn't kidnap you.
He prevented you from being kidnapped.

226
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:22,606
And why do I now
have to have this chaperone?

227
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,651
Because, my dear friend,
you place too little value on yourself...

228
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:29,379
...which U.N.C.L.E. obviously does not.

229
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,320
I will not be spied upon
from my own laboratory.

230
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:36,155
- That man must go.
- That, I am afraid, is out of the question.

231
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:39,093
You mean I'm virtually a prisoner here
in my own laboratory?

232
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:42,326
Oh, come now, don't be so melodramatic.

233
00:21:42,501 --> 00:21:43,992
I see it all now.

234
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:47,470
You, the laboratory, the casino....

235
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,974
All part of a package
to keep me here under your thumb.

236
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:55,410
Count your blessings, Ellias.
You have your life and your laboratory.

237
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,675
Don't press your luck.

238
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,343
What I'm trying say to you
as delicately as possible...

239
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,489
...is that you've become expendable.

240
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:05,958
We have the bees.

241
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,994
And if necessary,
we can bring in our own scientists.

242
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:16,127
Try to be happy in your work, Ellias.

243
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:26,774
Call Internal Defense
and have them meet me here at 2:00.

244
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:31,008
And check on the flight schedule
of those two Washington entomologists.

245
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,015
Well, that'll be all.

246
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,782
Is there any word on Illya?

247
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,124
No, it seems we've lost touch
with Mr. Kuryakin at Mozart's studio.

248
00:22:44,296 --> 00:22:46,162
Precisely why I called you in.

249
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:49,632
Well, they probably have got Swan
and his bees in there somewhere.

250
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:53,705
- I'll close in on them.
- Yes, but go carefully, Mr. Solo.

251
00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:58,436
If those bees get turned loose,
the whole city will be endangered.

252
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:02,048
- Yes, sir.
- One other thing, Mr. Solo.

253
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:07,380
Mr. Kuryakin has enlisted the aid
of Ms. Tavia Sandor as dance instructor.

254
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,215
Keep an eye out for her too.

255
00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,601
Now, Mr. Kuryakin.

256
00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:29,765
If you will be kind enough
to glance at the table...

257
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:33,504
...you will observe a blueprint
of U.N.C.L.E. Headquarters, New York.

258
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:42,350
I am particularly interested in the location
of the alternate ventilating system.

259
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,283
I'm sorry.

260
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:54,160
Well, perhaps we can find something else
to make you change your tune.

261
00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,796
No doubt you're wondering
about this machine.

262
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,439
Let me satisfy your curiosity.

263
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,568
It is electrically operated...

264
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:06,974
...to produce
any preselected sound frequencies.

265
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:14,383
The vibrations are set to increase
beyond the range of human hearing...

266
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:17,921
...into ultrahigh frequency.

267
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,889
The difference
immediately becomes apparent...

268
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,393
...when the sound stops.

269
00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:30,261
At this time,
you will have three minutes...

270
00:24:30,436 --> 00:24:33,838
...before the vibrations
shatter your eardrums.

271
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:42,939
Of course,
if you wish to change your mind...

272
00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:47,314
...there is a button
at the end of the arm of your chair.

273
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:52,981
Regard it as a test of endurance,
if you like.

274
00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:57,997
Incidentally,
the record is actually four minutes.

275
00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:03,500
But I'm afraid the poor man who set it
never was quite the same again.

276
00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:08,433
He answers to the name of Fido,
I believe.

277
00:25:11,243 --> 00:25:14,111
There's no necessity
for Tavia to witness this demonstration.

278
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:16,009
I can....

279
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,677
I can tell her about it later.

280
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:22,447
Oh, come, come, Mr. Kuryakin,
that's not very sporting of you, is it?

281
00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:25,989
After all, you sent her in here.

282
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:29,925
And I really think that she deserves
to have her eardrums shattered...

283
00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:32,087
...along with yours.

284
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:39,334
Oh. You might like to look at that again.

285
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:46,645
Roy, close down the dance studio
for this afternoon.

286
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:54,348
Let me know when he changes his mind.
I'll be in the penthouse with Maples.

287
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,296
[WHIRRING]

288
00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,930
[HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING]

289
00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:22,772
[RINGING]

290
00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:28,612
[WHIRRING SLOWS]

291
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,914
MOZART:
Have Swan prepare the bees.

292
00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:45,886
Well, I hope
our little game of musical chairs...

293
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:48,056
...didn't make you too uncomfortable.

294
00:27:51,537 --> 00:27:54,939
You have a quaint sense of humor,
don't you?

295
00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:58,771
Still, it did serve its purpose,
didn't it, Mr. Kuryakin?

296
00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:01,812
I'll show the ventilating system
to U.N.C.L.E. Headquarters...

297
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,573
...if that's what you mean.

298
00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:07,208
You will do better than show me.
You will take me there.

299
00:28:08,654 --> 00:28:11,317
That may not be as easy as it sounds.

300
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:15,552
Come, come, don't underestimate yourself.
You're a very resourceful chap.

301
00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,457
You'll find a way.

302
00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:19,493
Unloose him.

303
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:30,775
And Miss Sandor?

304
00:28:31,777 --> 00:28:33,803
She stays here, of course.

305
00:28:33,979 --> 00:28:37,507
You realize that if anything goes wrong...

306
00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:42,084
...Miss Sandor
will be in a very awkward position.

307
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:44,753
Illya.

308
00:28:50,796 --> 00:28:52,992
The thought never crossed my mind.

309
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,401
[BEES BUZZING]

310
00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:05,707
Why are they making so much racket?

311
00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:09,109
I told you yesterday, we ran out of honey.
You'd do well to feed them.

312
00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:11,341
Oh, they'll survive.

313
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:14,585
- Are you sure they're enough to do the job?
- More than enough.

314
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,187
Hey, just a minute.

315
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:18,847
Those are my bees, you can't do that.
Not all of them.

316
00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:22,188
Keep him locked up in here.
I'll check back with you later.

317
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,302
[BANGING ON DOOR]

318
00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:21,675
SWAN:
Guard! Guard!

319
00:31:25,350 --> 00:31:29,219
Look, I know you have orders
to keep me here locked up...

320
00:31:29,388 --> 00:31:31,619
...but I was hoping that somehow...

321
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:34,919
...we could work out
some sort of accommodation.

322
00:31:35,093 --> 00:31:39,121
After all, it's quite unimportant to you
whether I live...

323
00:31:39,965 --> 00:31:41,900
[BEE BUZZING]

324
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:45,097
...or die.

325
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:04,617
- Dr. Swan.
- Oh, the gentleman from the casino.

326
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,622
What do you want? My bees?

327
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,822
I'll start with that.

328
00:32:10,195 --> 00:32:12,426
They're on their way
to your ventilating system.

329
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,396
The other young fellow
is showing them the way.

330
00:32:15,567 --> 00:32:18,628
- How long ago?
- A few minutes.

331
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:23,708
They took them all, including the queen.
They left only two.

332
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,811
Nobody cares about bees, really.

333
00:32:26,978 --> 00:32:29,675
They're a form of being,
a higher form, really...

334
00:32:29,848 --> 00:32:32,340
...better than our civilization, anyway.

335
00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:37,182
Only one stung the guard,
and only one of us is immune.

336
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:43,454
Mr. Solo, I can save you
if you'll save my bees.

337
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:47,121
- I can't promise that.
- I must have my bees.

338
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,495
All right, I'll do what I can.

339
00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:02,107
I believe you.

340
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:05,546
It is difficult to believe anybody
these days.

341
00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:07,914
Thank you.

342
00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:11,284
They sure go for that stuff, don't they?

343
00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,122
[BEEPING]

344
00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:21,823
Well, that must be for the guard.

345
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,698
- And there is a girl in that room.
- That must be Miss Sandor.

346
00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:33,807
- Who are you?
- Well, isn't it obvious?

347
00:33:33,979 --> 00:33:35,106
What is this?

348
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,308
Oh, it is a machine
designed to split your eardrums.

349
00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:50,095
[MACHINE WHIRRING]

350
00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:09,972
[GUNSHOTS]

351
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:35,831
- The machine. Shut it off!
- Oh, God.

352
00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:51,081
Security check.

353
00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:53,457
Any problems?

354
00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:01,726
Well done.

355
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:06,065
You know, when all this is over,
we may be able to find a place for you.

356
00:35:06,237 --> 00:35:08,035
Possibly.

357
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:26,948
Hold it.

358
00:35:27,258 --> 00:35:28,851
Over there.

359
00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:48,779
The life you save may be mine.

360
00:36:06,231 --> 00:36:09,099
- Having second thoughts?
- Let's get on with it, Mr. Kuryakin.

361
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:11,702
The bees are getting hungry.

362
00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:27,780
Where are they now?

363
00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:30,717
They're just getting close
to the central control room.

364
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,255
[WHISTLES]

365
00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:59,845
I have everything on standby alert.

366
00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:04,286
We'll see how well Mr. Kuryakin makes out
as he goes along.

367
00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:57,901
Well, here we are.
You can see much better if you stand here.

368
00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,545
This operates the electrical system.

369
00:38:01,713 --> 00:38:05,047
That's the emergency radar system
in case of a surprise attack.

370
00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:08,118
Spare me the grand tour.
Where's the ventilating system?

371
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,084
I'm coming to that.

372
00:38:10,255 --> 00:38:13,987
That opens the duct to Transportation.
That's the duct to Waverly's office.

373
00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:18,426
Waverly's office? That will do very nicely.
Open up the duct.

374
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,698
I may point out that Waverly's office
is a self-contained unit.

375
00:38:31,876 --> 00:38:34,675
Letting the bees out there
will gain you practically nothing.

376
00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:38,510
- I will take my chances on that.
- Whatever you say.

377
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,469
That's far enough, Mr. Mozart.

378
00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:12,275
- Put the briefcase down in front of you.
- I am walking out of here.

379
00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:16,787
- I'll open the suitcase.
- Put the briefcase down, Mr. Mozart.

380
00:39:16,955 --> 00:39:20,892
If I open this briefcase,
not only will all of these men die...

381
00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:24,223
...but some of the bees
will probably get out into the city.

382
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,763
All right, Mr. Mozart, go ahead.

383
00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:35,833
Mr. Kuryakin.

384
00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:40,544
I'd like to see you in my office at once.

385
00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:47,112
Well, it's not a very pleasing picture,
gentlemen.

386
00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:50,016
A Thrush operative running around loose
in New York City...

387
00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:53,056
...with a briefcase
full of man-killing bees.

388
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,784
Undoubtedly,
he'll try and get back to Thrush Central...

389
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,826
...where they'll try and breed the bees.

390
00:39:57,996 --> 00:40:00,522
And that's
precisely what we must prevent...

391
00:40:00,698 --> 00:40:04,396
...now that
Mr. Kuryakin's strategy has failed.

392
00:40:07,805 --> 00:40:09,637
There you are, sir.

393
00:40:12,176 --> 00:40:15,112
No sign of Mozart, I'm afraid.

394
00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,744
Continue surveillance.

395
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,317
And let me know
as soon as anything has developed.

396
00:40:20,485 --> 00:40:23,421
I want all transportation centers
thoroughly checked out.

397
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:27,286
- Yes, sir.
- May I make a suggestion?

398
00:40:27,458 --> 00:40:30,189
- Do you have sonar equipment available?
- Yes.

399
00:40:30,895 --> 00:40:34,889
Then it's simply a question of tracking
the bees by the vibrations of their buzzing.

400
00:40:35,066 --> 00:40:39,731
Instruct your units
to set their frequencies at 1248 cycles.

401
00:40:39,904 --> 00:40:43,807
That will enable them to lock in
on the exact pitch of the bees' vibrations.

402
00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:46,968
Yes, I suppose that might be quite a help.

403
00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:48,977
Just one request, Mr. Waverly.

404
00:40:49,147 --> 00:40:51,514
When you locate Mozart,
I wish to be along.

405
00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,482
The bees are mine,
and Mr. Solo has promised me...

406
00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:58,589
...that every effort will be made
to return the bees to me intact.

407
00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:01,089
Mr. Solo,
will you take charge of the sonar detail?

408
00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:02,750
Yes, sir.

409
00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:09,194
Well, what about me, sir?

410
00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:12,993
It's just possible they might try
to get some more of the Cumberly honey...

411
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:16,039
...to feed the bees with
before they export them.

412
00:41:16,207 --> 00:41:20,269
Well, I'll detail men to cover all of
the health-food stores that carry the honey...

413
00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:23,210
...especially my Miss Sandor.

414
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:28,784
Yes, it might be rather nice
if you could arrange that, Mr. Kuryakin.

415
00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:01,752
- The helicopter will pick us up at 4:00.
- Good. Is everything else ready?

416
00:42:01,919 --> 00:42:04,184
- Yes, sir.
- Let's be off.

417
00:42:12,997 --> 00:42:15,057
Illya, it's here.

418
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:23,037
Cumberly honey.

419
00:42:25,843 --> 00:42:29,871
If Mr. Mozart is aware of the timing
of these deliveries of honey...

420
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:34,452
...he may move
to any one of the four stores that stock it.

421
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:39,815
Channel L, please.

422
00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:45,554
[BEEPING]

423
00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:48,495
- Yes, Illya?
- The honey has arrived.

424
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:52,899
- Any sign of Mr. Mozart and his bees?
SOLO: You see anything on that?

425
00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:54,767
Not yet.

426
00:42:55,973 --> 00:43:00,673
- So they are not coming here?
- It doesn't seem that way.

427
00:43:00,845 --> 00:43:03,940
They'll probably throw their business
to one of your competitors.

428
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:05,708
Keep an eye on this area.

429
00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:08,011
Mozart knows
we can detect him on the ground...

430
00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:11,884
...so my hunch is that he'll probably go up
and try for a helicopter pickup.

431
00:43:12,056 --> 00:43:15,220
- What if he makes the pickup?
- Well, we won't be able to stop him.

432
00:43:15,393 --> 00:43:18,056
By the time we put anything in the air
to intercept him...

433
00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:19,959
...he could've landed in any state...

434
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,396
...and taken a plane to Thrush Central
in Europe.

435
00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:25,332
- All my bees will be lost.
- Well, not completely.

436
00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:27,938
If Thrush gets away with this,
we'll be seeing a lot of them.

437
00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:31,238
There's no need
to be afraid of anything anymore.

438
00:43:31,409 --> 00:43:33,275
You know that, don't you?

439
00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:36,270
MOZART:
Well said, Mr. Kuryakin.

440
00:43:37,582 --> 00:43:41,280
And you know something else?
I believe you.

441
00:43:46,257 --> 00:43:47,452
[GUNSHOTS]

442
00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:50,893
Go!

443
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,826
[SCREAMS]

444
00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:54,490
Up.

445
00:44:11,949 --> 00:44:15,442
And don't bother to follow, Mr. Kuryakin.

446
00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,436
Open Channel L.

447
00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,239
[BEEPING]

448
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:37,636
Yes, Illya?

449
00:44:37,808 --> 00:44:40,835
Mr. Mozart just came in here
and made away with the honey...

450
00:44:41,012 --> 00:44:42,605
...and Tavia.

451
00:44:43,915 --> 00:44:48,512
This isn't your day, is it?
I will try and cover for you.

452
00:44:49,987 --> 00:44:51,353
Thanks.

453
00:44:51,923 --> 00:44:53,755
[SONAR BEEPING]

454
00:44:53,925 --> 00:44:58,158
- It's my bees.
- All right, we've got a fix on them.

455
00:44:58,329 --> 00:45:01,356
You're in luck, Illya.
They're on the other side of town.

456
00:45:01,832 --> 00:45:03,801
I'll let you know how it comes out.

457
00:45:04,735 --> 00:45:09,469
Channel D, please.
This is Sonar 12 to all units.

458
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,370
We're heading for Eighth Avenue.

459
00:45:11,542 --> 00:45:14,774
All units rendezvous immediately.

460
00:45:35,666 --> 00:45:37,658
We are a little early.

461
00:45:43,474 --> 00:45:45,170
There it is.

462
00:45:50,548 --> 00:45:52,608
You're not going anywhere, Mozart.

463
00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:11,931
All right, give it up, Mozart.
They won't land.

464
00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:14,902
Yes, they will,
as soon as you lay down your arms.

465
00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:17,871
And if you don't, I'll release the bees.

466
00:46:19,043 --> 00:46:21,342
You tricked us once with that,
and once is enough.

467
00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:22,980
I mean it.

468
00:46:23,147 --> 00:46:25,616
I'd rather go that way
than have you take me.

469
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:28,947
I'm sure you can understand that.

470
00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:38,828
Cover me.

471
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:37,684
You saved us.

472
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,756
Yes, I did, didn't I?

473
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:53,535
Well, we owe you quite a debt of gratitude,
young lady.

474
00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:58,802
- Thank you very much for all your help.
- Oh, I owe everything to Mr. Kuryakin.

475
00:47:58,976 --> 00:48:01,036
[SOLO CHUCKLES]

476
00:48:02,446 --> 00:48:03,573
Oh.

477
00:48:03,748 --> 00:48:07,446
- We all do.
- Yes.

478
00:48:07,885 --> 00:48:09,410
I, um....

479
00:48:09,754 --> 00:48:13,122
I suppose you have recovered rather well,
Mr. Kuryakin.

480
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,458
- Goodbye, Miss Sandor.
- Goodbye.

481
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:18,289
SOLO:
I knew you could do it with a little help.

482
00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:24,962
Well, will you
return to your health-food store now?

483
00:48:25,136 --> 00:48:29,540
I don't think anything could be worse
than what I have been through today.

484
00:48:29,707 --> 00:48:32,939
And after all this,
I have certainly nothing to be afraid of.

485
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:38,345
I think I am ready
for more exciting things.

486
00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:41,316
Uh, such as...?

487
00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:46,352
My own dancing studio.

488
00:48:46,857 --> 00:48:50,555
- And these are worth two free lessons.
- Thank you.

489
00:48:50,728 --> 00:48:53,664
Being able to dance
is very good for your self-confidence...

490
00:48:53,831 --> 00:48:55,766
...you know.

491
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:59,597
And for you, I have something special.

492
00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:07,311
A lifetime course.

493
00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:11,765
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